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SEASON 1 – SHOWTIME

Created by Matthew Carnahan

Music by Mark Mothersbaugh

• 001. Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments – 1/8/2012
  • Marty Kaan (Don Cheadle) heads up a pod of the Los Angeles consulting firm Galweather Stearn, made up of Jeannie van der Hooven (Kristen Bell), Clyde Oberholdt (Ben Schwartz), and Doug Guggenheim (Josh Lawson). Marty lives in an apartment with his opinionated father Jeremiah (Glynn Turman), a retired psychiatrist, and Marty’s flamboyant 15-year old son Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.), who is trying out for the female lead in the school production of Grease. Marty has a sexual relationship with his ex-wife Monica Talbot (Dawn Olivieri), but they are typically at odds, especially with her working for competing firm Kinsley & Associates. Marty and the Pod travel to New York City to pitch ideas to mega-bank MetroCapital, whose CEO K. Warren McDale (John Aylward) has come under fire for issuing executive bonuses while the banks collapse around them and many people lose their homes.  Marty meets a stripper/hooker named April (Megalyn Echikunwoke), and when MetroCapital’s second-in-command Greg Norbert (Greg Germann) spots them, April claims to be Marty’s wife and accepts an invitation to have dinner with Greg and his wife Rachel (Anna Camp). Before the dinner Marty finds out that MetroCapital has also called in Kinsley & Associates. During dinner, Rachel joins Rachel in the bathroom and they have sex, which leads to a fist fight between Marty and a drunk Greg. Marty and the Pod pitch an idea for the MetroCapital to issue loan amnesty to their borrows, which at first McDale has no interest in, until he is told that ultimately it won’t cost much more than the image spots they are already doing; Galweather Stearn is awarded the account. Meanwhile Marty argues with Roscoe’s Principal Gita (Mo Gaffney) about whether Roscoe should try for the part, when a fellow classmate Brittany Kauffman (Valencia Barnes) wants the part of Sandy. However when Marty meet’s Brittany’s beautiful mother Alisette (Daphne Duplaix), he sells out Roscoe to sleep with her, and Roscoe ends up playing Rizzo. Sexual tension mounts between Marty and Jeannie. Chris McGinn is the sleeping bag woman. 3/14/17

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SEASON 1 – NETFLIX

Created by Tina Fey and Robert Carlock

Opening theme: “Unbreakable” by The Gregory Brothers and Mike Britt

• 001. Kimmy Goes Outside! – 3/6/2005
  • Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper), who was abducted in the eighth grade and three other women, Cyndee Pokorny (Sara Chase), Gretchen Chalker (Lauren Adams), Donna Maria Nunez (Sol Miranda) have been held in an underground bunker in Durnsville, Indiana for the past fifteen years, have been told that there was a nuclear apocalypse above ground. The perpetrator Richard Wayne Gary Wayne (Jon Hamm) is apprehended, and the women are rescued by the SWAT team. Dubbed as the ‘Indiana Mole Women,’ the ladies travel to New York City where they are interviewed on the Today Show by Matt Lauer (himself). Kimmy decides to stay and New York and start a new life there, despite the warnings of the other women. She visits an apartment with a roommate owner and meets the building owner Lillian Kaushtupper (Carol Kane), who has placed the ad because the tenant Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), a flamboyant gay black man who hasn’t paid rent in two months. They tell Kimmy if she gets a job, she can have the apartment. While looking for a job, she encounters a young shoplifter Buckley Voorhees (Tanner Flood), and when she takes him home, she is hired by his rich and eccentric mother Jacqueline White Voorhees (Jane Krakowski) to be his nanny. The only normal person in the house appears to be Buckley’s tutor Charles (Andrew Ridings). Kimmy returns to the apartment and pays for several months rent out of the money that was collected for the mole women. To celebrate her new life, Ellie goes out dancing with Titus, and her backpack containing all of her $13,000 is stolen. She also returns to the Voorhees for work and is fired for being late. Titus tells her that he was once Ronald Wilkerson from Mississippi, and over the past seven years New York City has eaten him alive, returns the rent money, and sends her home. As she gets ready to leave, she remembers a time she refused to be fooled by Reverend Wayne about all the creatures being destroyed because she has found a rat. She realizes she is ‘unbreakable’ and decides to stay. Mike Britt is Walter Bankston. James Coker is Jayson. McKinley Belcher III is Bryce. Albert Christmas, Agnes Chung, and Robin Rieger, as Carla Tuesday, are reporters. Patrick Cooley is the SWAT guy. James DiGiacomo is the boy on the playground. Arielle Lever is the club girl. Danielle Polanco is the dancer. Stephen Scott Scarpulla is the production assistant. 3/8/20 

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SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Allan Burns and Chris Hayward. Developed by Norm Liebmann and Ed Haas.

Theme song composed by Jack Marshall

• 000. My Fair Munster (Pilot) – UNAIRED 1964
  • Marilyn’s latest date Jack runs for his life when he sees Herman, so consequently she begins to feel depressed that she hasn’t found a man. Herman and his wife Phoebe (Joan Marshall) think that Marilyn is an ugly duckling and that she’ll never get married and get out of the house. Grandpa decides to help by creating a love potion in his dungeon. Happy Derman is Eddie. NOTE: This is the 13-minute color pilot footage used to pitch the series to CBS. 4/13/20

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VALERIE – SEASON 1 – NBC

Created by Charlie Hauck

Theme song: “Together Through the Years” written by Charles Fox and Stephen Geyer, and performed by Roberta Flack 

NOTE: The series was titled “Valerie” for the first two seasons, then re-tooled and titled “Valerie’s Family” for the third season, and finally “The Hogan Family” for the final three seasons. 

• 001. Old Enough – 3/1/1986
  • Valerie Hogan (Valerie Harper) is a wife and mother living in Chicago suburb Oak Park, Illinois, with her husband Michael (Josh Taylor), who, as an airline pilot is often absent from the house, and their sons, 16-year-old David (Jason Bateman), and twin 12-year-olds Willie (Danny Ponce) and Mark (Jeremy Licht). One morning as Michael is heading out for a flight to Japan, Valerie finds herself introducing her entire family to a repairman named Bob (William Schilling) who has come to fix the refrigerator and winds up breaking the freezer. Mark is diligently trying to get his homework done, while Willie is more of a slacker. David keeps asking incessantly if he can borrow the car over the weekend. When Willie spills syrup at the table and it gets all over David’s pants, Valerie is forced to wash them. Michael’s sister Caroline (Francine Tacker) stops over for a visit, and while they are chatting, Valerie finds a note in David’s pocket from an older woman named Lisa Straub (Lisa Sutton). Valerie confronts David about this, and he admits that he is seeing a twenty-four-year-old. Valerie immediately demands that he stop seeing her, causing him to storm off in rebellion. She reconsiders and agrees to have Lisa over for lunch, mostly so she can serve all of the food that she had to remove from the freezer. Valerie finds Lisa to be annoying and stupid, and after their lunch, she again forbids David to see her. David avows that she can’t stop him, and she agrees that physically she can’t, but tells him that if he defies her, things will never be the same between them. On the night of the date, Valerie lets him have the car keys as promised, and he goes to see her. He arrives at Lisa’s apartment late with a speech at the ready. He fumbles through talking about gray areas of relationships, before finally telling her that he has to break up because his mother won’t let him see her. David returns home and delivers the good news to Valerie. She is thrilled with his mature decision and tells him he can have his own keys to the car… to which he tells her that he’s already made a set. 2/27/21

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SEASON 1 – ABC

Created by Neal Marlens and Carol Black

Theme Song: “With a Little Help from My Friends” written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, performed by Joe Cocker

• 001. Pilot – 1/31/1988
  • Kevin Arnold (voice of Arye Gross) narrates the recollection of his younger self (Fred Savage) as he gets ready to enter school and Robert F. Kennedy Junior High in 1968, and his life in the suburbs of Anytown, USA. His father Jack (Dan Lauria) is a manager at the defense contractor NORCOM, and his mother Norma (Alley Mills) stays at home. Kevin has an older brother named Wayne (Jason Hervey) and an older hippie sister named Karen (Olivia d’Abo). He has been friends with neighbors Paul Pfeiffer (Josh Saviano) and Gwendolyn “Winnie” Cooper (Danica McKellar) since early childhood. Winnie’s older brother Brian (Bentley Mitchum), who was the idol of the neighborhood kids and often defended Kevin when Wayne would pick on him, is sent to Vietnam. Kevin starts his first day at the new school at the bus stop, where he sees Winnie dressed in a cut outfit and is stunned by his feelings for her. At lunch that day, Winnie joins him and Paul at the table elevating his hopes that he might achieve some popularity by being her friend. However Wayne quickly squashes that by embarrassing him and teasing him about his crush on Winnie, causing him to declare that he doesn’t even like her and storm out of the lunchroom. He is stopped at the door by Mr. Diperna (Raye Birk), who says he cannot leave the lunchroom with his apple. In his anger, Kevin throws the apple back into the lunchroom, prompting him to be marched to the principal’s office where his parents are summoned to pick him up. Kevin dreads what will happen to him when he gets home, but upon arrival, they are all met at the door by Karen and Wayne who announce that Brian Cooper had been killed in Vietnam. Kevin takes a solo walk to the climbing tree in Harper’s Woods and finds Winnie there. He effortlessly comforts her in her grief by hugging her and sharing their first kiss. Robert Picardo is Coach Cutlip, the physical education teacher. Linda Hoy is Mrs. Ritvo, Kevin’s homeroom teacher. Sean Faro is the mean greaser with the locker next to Kevin. Dah-ve Chodan is the hot girl by his locker. Donnie Jeffcoat is Eric Antonio, and Jacqueline Square is Gail Aslaynian. NOTE: Daniel Stern took over the role as narrator Kevin in the next episode. He then recorded the narration for the syndicated and DVD versions of this episode. 2/28/21

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