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SEASON 1 – TV Land

Created by Mark Reisman

Theme music by Gabriel Mann

• 001. Pilot – 11/30/2011
  • New York City divorce attorney Holly Franklin (Kristen Johnston) has rented an apartment she owns right across the hall from her current apartment to two of her former divorced clients, womanizing sports agent Phil Chase (Donald Faison) and lazy online seller Haskell Lutz (Wayne Knight) and now offers the third bedroom in the apartment to recent divorcee, dentist Stuart Gardner (David Alan Basche). Although Stuart tries to fit in, his overly friendly nature grates on Phil’s nerves, especially when Stuart lets in his stalker Sandy (Edi Patterson), until he finally confronts Stuart and pushes him to move out. However, when Phil runs into his friend Bree Miller (Golden Brooks) whom he’d like to date, he realizes he will need Stuart because Bree has a friend named Jill (Beth Lacke) with her and Bree will only go out if Phil gets her a date as well. Stuart and Alicia try their best, but since both of them are recent divorcees, they end up just crying together. Stuart runs out on the date to go talk to his ex-wife Lorna. Phil knows that Lorna is now dating someone else, so he reluctantly ends his date with Bree to go stop Stuart. He is too late before he sees his ex kissing another man, but it touches Stuart that his new friends tried to rescue him and spare his feelings. Stuart knows that he’s really moving on when he refers to Lorna as his ‘ex-wife.’ Kelly Stables is Holly’s short assistant Eden Kunkler. Rebecca Larsen is Alicia. 1/15/16

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SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas

Theme music: “Hey Beautiful” by The Solids

• 001. Pilot – 9/19/2005
  • In the year 2030, Ted Mosby (voiced by Bob Saget) relates to his son (David Henrie) and daughter (Lyndsy Fonseca) tales of his youth which promises to culminate in how he met their mother. Via flashback, he begins his tale with his younger self (Josh Radnor) finding out that his best friends Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segal), with whom he shares a New York apartment, and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan) are getting engaged. The proposal goes well despite the fact that the cork from the bottle of champagne hits in her the eye and she winds up with a patch. But for Ted, the proposal causes a panic that he isn’t dating anyone, so his other best friend Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) takes him out to look for women. He immediately meets a viable candidate in TV reporter Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders). They hit it off, bonding at the restaurant over a joke about a blue French horn, but when she is called away for work, his friends chastise him for not kissing her goodnight. His friends accompany him to her apartment and wait with cab driver Ranjit (Marshall Manesh), and he seems to be doing well with her again, until he lets it slip that he is falling in love with her on their first date. She is taken aback and Ted leaves, again without a kiss. 2030 Ted reveals to his kids that this was how he met their ‘Aunt’ Robin. Joe Nieves is Carl MacLaren, the bartender at MacLaren’s Pub. Monique Edwards is Robin’s producer. 1/11/14

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SEASON 1 – TV Land

Created by Jim Gaffigan and Peter Tolan

Music by Chris Allen Lee and Reggie Watts

• 001. Pilot – 7/15/2015
  • Jim Gaffigan (himself) is a stand-up comedian in New York City, who goes home every night to his wife Jeannie (Ashley Williams) and five young children in a two-bedroom apartment. One night after work and putting the kids to bed, Jennie tells Jim that she is pregnant again. Jim goes out with his friend Dave Marks (Adam Goldberg), who tells Jim he needs to start having kids and suggests birth control for Jeannie. Jim tells him that since Jeannie is Catholic and would never go for it. Jim also declines the suggestion of having a vasectomy. When Jim gets home, Jeannie tells him that it was a false positive and she is not pregnant after all. He laughingly tells Jeannie about Dave’s suggestion to get a vasectomy. She laughs and tells him that it will never happen, meaning that he will not have the guts to do it. Even the house nanny Blanca (Vanessa Aspillaga) agrees he’ll never get one. He decides he wants to prove her wrong and makes an appointment with Dr. Weiss (Fred Armisen). Meanwhile, Jeannie’s ex-boyfriend Daniel (Michael Ian Black), who turned to out to be gay but remained Jeannie’s friend and family’s realtor, takes them to look at another apartment in their never-ending attempt to upgrade. When Daniel mentions the vasectomy to Jim, he gets irritated that Jeannie is talking about it with others. Jeannie makes him appointment to call his bluff. When they stop at the church to see Father Nicholas Ngugumbane (Tongayi Chirisa) from Kalanga in Zimbabwe, he acts surprised that Jeannie is even married. Jeannie mentions the vasectomy to him as well, trying to help Jim get a religious out if he wants one. Jim goes to the appointment and makes sure the receptionist (Marcella Lowery) knows he’s only there for a consultation. Dave shows up to support him, and suggests he just take a pamphlet and sneak out. He is about to do just that when Jeannie and Daniel show up with the kids, filling the office, much to Dr. Weiss’s irritation. Once Weiss mentions the two incision in the scrotum, Jim says there’s now way he’s doing that, so the doctor ends the session promptly. Jeannie and Jim go to lunch while Daniel and Dave watch the kids in the park, and Jim tells her he’s scheduled for a vasectomy, but Jeannie can see right through him and knows he’s not getting it. Sure enough she turns down the most recent one they saw. Dave gets picked up an officer (Mike Britt) for seemingly staring at the children from outside the fence. Maisie Sexton is Mary, Lucian Middleton is James. Caitlin Moeller is Elizabeth, three of the children. Yamaneika Saunders is the woman in the park who Dave fights with. Jimmy Failla is the Comedy Club MC. 1/10/22

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SEASON 1 – The WB

Created by Allison M. Gibson

Theme song: “I’m a Survivor” written by Shelby Kennedy and Phillip White, performed by Reba McEntire

• 001. Pilot – 10/5/2001
  • The Hart family, who reside in the suburbs of Houston, Texas, and is made up of dentist Brock (Christopher Rich), his ex-wife Reba Nell (Reba McEntire), their teenage daughter Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia Swisher), middle daughter Kyra (Scarlett Pomers), and youngest son Jake (Mitch Holleman), are sent to court-ordered therapy after a melee ensues at the separation custody hearing. The doctor Susan Peters (Nell Carter) is trying to get to the root of their problems, when it is revealed that Brock is going to marry his dental receptionist Barbra Jean Booker (Melissa Peterman) and she is pregnant, and also that Cheyenne is pregnant from her boyfriend Van Montgomery (Steve Howey). Brock and Reba are naturally angry, but Reba plans to offer her daughter support. She sends Van home to tell his parents the news. That night she finds Van hiding under Cheyenne’s bed. She has snuck him into the house because when he told his parents, they responded by kicking him out. Reba tells him that he can live at their house, so she can help oversee the raising of the baby. Van makes a grand gesture and asks Cheyenne to marry him. Although Brock is his assistant coach and a fan of Van as a high school football player, he is against the marriage and tells Reba that he refuses to come to the wedding. She demands that he come, and is asked to bring ice to the wedding ceremony at her house. Reba works hard to get ready for the wedding despite a series of crises including Cheyenne refusing to wear Reba’s wedding dress in favor of a tiny strapless dress with no bra, and Cheyenne melting down because she’s afraid her father isn’t coming. When Reba starts burning the food, she too nearly has a nervous breakdown. Brock finally shows up with the ice, as well as the eternally perky Barbra Jean. Reba recovers just in time to stop a fight between Cheyenne and Van, started because Van plans to play football after the wedding. This results in a small melee that causes Barbra Jean to fall into the cake. Reba has a talk with Cheyenne realizing that their lives are not how they planned them to be, but it is important that they learn to plot a new course. The wedding goes on as planned. Bret Loehr is Jake’s friend Bret. Jorge Luis Abreu is the wedding photographer. 1/10/22

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SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Sheldon Leonard

This series is a semi-spinoff of “The Danny Thomas Show,” as the character of Andy Taylor is introduced in episode #206, “Danny Meets Andy Griffith”

Theme Song: “The Fishin’ Hole” by Earle Hagen and Herbert W. Spencer. The announcer is Colin Male.

• 001. The New Housekeeper – 10/3/1960
  • Andy Taylor (Andy Griffith) is a friendly widowed sheriff for the town of Mayberry, North Carolina, living with his young son Opie Taylor (Ron Howard). His cousin Barney Fife (Don Knotts) serves as his bumbling deputy. The Taylor’s housekeeper Rose (Mary Treen) is getting married and leaving them behind, and Opie couldn’t be more upset about it. He tries to interrupt the wedding proceedings, but Andy finishes the service and tells Opie that his Aunt Bee (Frances Bavier), who raised him as a boy will soon be coming to take care of them. Opie has no confidence in Aunt Bea, especially when he figures out she can’t play baseball or fish. The final straw is when she leaves his birdcage door open and his bird Dickie escapes. Bee senses Opie’s disappointment in her and is ready to leave when Opie stops her, citing the fact that she needs him since she has no idea how to do anything for herself – ie. fishing and baseball. As Andy sings Crawdad Hole on the front porch, Opie announces that Dickie has returned. Meanwhile, Barney arrests the elderly Emma Brand (Cheerio Meredith) for jaywalking. Frank Ferguson is Wilbur Pine. 1/11/14 Read the rest of this entry »