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SEASON 1 – CBS

Created by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

Theme song “Georgia on My Mind” written by Hoagy Carmichael and Stuart Gorrell, performed by Doc Severinsen

• 001. Designing Women – 9/29/1986
  • Atlanta, Georgia based businesswomen Julia (Dixie Carter) and her younger sister Suzanne Sugarbaker (Delta Burke) combine their resources and form their own interior design company Sugarbaker & Associates. The elegant and liberal Julia acts as president at the firm, while self-centered former Miss Georgia World Suzanne holds no official title. Also investing in the partnership is Charlene Frazier (Jean Smart), a former secretary of Julia’s late husband Hayden MacLeroy, and Mary Jo Shively (Annie Potts), Charlene’s next-door neighbor and the main designer. As the ladies try to keep the business out of the red, Suzanne announces that her gynecologist is retiring. Mary Jo suggests the services of her ex-husband Ted (Scott Bakula), from who she was just recently divorced after helping put him through medical school. Suzanne goes to see him, and when she returns, she announces that she is now dating him. Mary Jo is livid, considering all she contributed to his career and the fact that he constantly cheated on her. Ted winds up proposing to Suzanne, and so she arranges to have Ted over so that he and Mary Jo can work out their differences. Mary Jo tells him that all she ever wanted from him was a thank you for all she did to help him. He comes through with a sincere thank you, making Mary Jo feel grateful for the whole situation. Arlen Dean Snyder is Ray Don Simpson, who hits on the women in a restaurant and is severely rebuffed. 7/24/20

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SEASON 1 – Showtime

Created by Tom Kapinos

“Main Title Theme from Californication” by Tree Adams and Tyler Bates

• 001. Pilot – 8/13/2007
  • Hank Moody (David Duchovny) is an alcoholic novelist who is suffering from writer’s block, on which he blames his hedonism and Los Angeles lifestyle after recently departing New York City. He maintains a relationship with his ex-girlfriend Karen Van Der Beek (Natascha McElhone), with whom he also has a 12-year old daughter Becca (Madeleine Martin). Hank has a dream that he goes to a church to pray for guidance and is seduced by a nun, and when he wakes up, he is in bed with Heather (Michele Nordin), the same gal who was the dream-nun Heather. Her husband (Chase Penny) comes home and he is forced to flee without his pants. From there, he meets Karen and Becca, and brings Becca home for visitation, where she finds a naked woman named Sandy Carr (Camille Langfield) in his bed. He blows her off and she accuses him of only sleeping with her to get even with her husband Todd, who had made his book God Hates Us All into the film Crazy Little Thing Called Love which he hated. Later Hank gets into a fist fight with a man (Philip Shahbaz) at the movie theater who is using a cell phone during the film. On his way home, he stops at a bookstore where he meets a girl named Mia Lewis (Madeline Zima), who is reading his book God Hates Us All. They go home together and have sex, during which she punches him twice in the face. Hank and Karen meet with Becca’s teacher Penny Lyons (Miriam T. Green) who tells them Becca is taking an interest in boys, and she caught a boy feeling her up, and she told Lyons that she didn’t know any other way to get a boy to like her. Hank meets with his best friend and agent Charlie Runkle (Evan Handler), who works with the UTK agency and tells him that Hell-A magazine has offered him a job blogging for them. They have dinner with Charlie’s wife Marcy (Pamela Adlon) and friend Meredith (Amy Price-Francis), whom he quickly insults causing her to walk out of the dinner. He meets another woman (Alison Mei Lan) before leaving the restaurant and goes home and sleeps with her. He had to run out on her when he gets a call from Karen because she was tipped off that Becca was at a party in the Palisades. They catch her getting ready to smoke pot, and Hank carries her off. Becca is furious, but Hank and Karen chat back at her place. Although Karen is engaged to a guy named Bill, Hank asks her to marry him. Before she can answer, Mia comes into the house and Karen introduces her as Bill’s 16-year old daughter. Stephen Sowan is the drunk kid. Michael H. Barnett is the gawky dweeb. 7/23/20

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SEASON 1 – ABC

Created by Kenya Barris

Theme music composed by Transcenders

• 001. Pilot – 9/24/2014
  • Andre “Dre” Johnson (Anthony Anderson) is a wealthy Los Angeles advertising executive for Stevens & Lido, who despite his surrounding in an upper middle-class neighborhood in Sherman Oaks that is largely white, struggles to cling to his African-American culture and values. His wife is Rainbow “Bow” (Tracee Ellis Ross) is an anesthesiologist who comes from a mixed family with a white father and black mother. They have four children: teenagers Zoey (Yara Shahidi) and the somewhat nerdy Andre “Junior” (Marcus Scribner), and fraternal twins Jackson “Jack” (Miles Brown) and Diane (Marsai Martin). Dre’s father Earl “Pops” (Laurence Fishburne) also lives with the family. Dre expects to receive a promotion at his firm to Senior Vice President, but during the meeting where it is announced, he is told by his boss Leslie Stevens (Peter Mackenzie) informs him that he is indeed promoted to that position, but of the newly formed Urban Division, which offends him. He is also struggling with relating to his son who seems to have no sense of black culture and wants to join the field hockey team with his white best friend Zach (Nick Carson), and also wants to become Jewish so that he can have a bar mitzvah. Dre sits his family down and tells them that they are going to work harder to embrace their culture and tells Junior that he is going to throw him an African rites of passage ceremony for his 13th birthday instead. Dre completes his first assignment to show the diversity of L.A. for the tourism account using footage from various violent interracial encounters in the city, which nearly get him fired. Rainbow and Pops both talks some sense into him about his going overboard with his ‘keeping it real’ attitude. Junior admits to him that he’d like to play basketball but that he sucks, and he only joined the field hockey team so that the girls will like him. He also assures him that he’s not trying to be white, but just trying to be himself. Dre re-thinks his tourism campaign and creates a dynamic video presentation around the idea of keeping L.A. ‘colorful’. He also throws Junior a hip-hop party for his birthday, which appeals to everyone. Jeff Meacham is his adversarial co-worker Josh Oppenhol. Jacob Kemp is his assistant Kris, who Dre considers an honorary brother. Michelle Meredith is the tour guide. 7/24/20

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SEASON 1 – Fox (1-9) FX (10-13)

Created by Mitchell Hurwitz, Jim Vallely, and Will Arnett

Theme song by David Schwartz

• 001. Pilot – 9/21/2010
  • A young girl named Puddle Kadubic (Stefania LaVie Owen) narrates the store of her mother Emmy (Keri Russell) and her ex-boyfriend from high school, the rich and spoiled Steven Wilde (Will Arnett), who is the heir to the Wilde Oil company. He is about to be honored at a party where he will be named Humanitarian of the Fiscal Year. Steve keeps himself surrounded by his sycophantic lifelong secretary Mr. Lunt (Robert Michael Morris), driver Migo Salazar (Mel Rodriguez), his lazy, rich, and completive neighbor and friend Fa’ad Shaoulian (Peter Serafinowicz). Steve tells Lunt to make sure that Emmy is invited to his party, even though she is currently working in the Amazon jungle with Ticunan tribesmen along with her boyfriend Andy Weeks (David Cross). The tribe is under threat of losing their tribal lands to Wilde Oil. Puddle doesn’t like life in the jungle, so for the past six months, she has refused to speak. Emmy tells Andy that they need to watch their step with the Wilde family, as she had once dated the spoiled rich kid Steve. Migo is able to track down Emmy and sends them an invitation to the party and reception for Steve Puddle sees this as a way back to civilization, so she is excited to go along. Steve arrives late and drunk to his reception and has an awkward reunion with Emmy. She begs him to ask his father to stop drilling where the tribe lives, but he tells her that he relies on his father for his trust fund. She tells him that he is supposed to do ‘good for nothing’ and not for an award, which she suddenly realizes he is giving to himself. Steve tells Lunt that he doesn’t want the award, but only wants Emmy, although the award is so big, he is sure it will make Fa’ad jealous. As Steve is telling Migo how he met Emmy, she is telling Puddle the same story. A young Emmy (Claire Robertson) was the daughter of one of young Steve’s (Tyler Johnston) father’s housekeepers. Emmy refused to go into the house, so Steve built her a treehouse where she could hang out. Migo reminds him that it was actually he who built the house for him. When Emmy’s mother got fired, Emmy pleads with him to tell his father to re-hire her. Steve says he will demand that his father hire her back, but when his father bribes him with his first speedboat, Emmy never saw him again. In the present, Puddle realizes that her mother still has a thing for Steve, and she shows it by agreeing to give him another chance to do something good. They go to Steve’s house, and he tells Emmy that she makes him want to be a better man. He shows her that he flew down to Peru and brought back the entire tribe and moved them into a fancy hotel, where they are currently using the pool. Emmy gets upset that he destroyed their 2000-year-old culture that she has worked six years to preserve all in one swift relocation. She tells Steve that she has to sacrifice for everything she’s worked for, while he has never sacrificed. She tells him that she is taking Puddle and going back to the jungle. Puddle hides in Steve’s car and tells him that she can really talk, although he is drunk and thinks he is reading her mind. She asks him to lie to her mother, so he gets Fa-ad to pose as a doctor and diagnose Puddle. He tells Emmy that Puddle cannot be moved and that she needs to go to an American school. Steve invites Emmy and Puddle to move in with him so she can attend a good local school. Since she doesn’t want Puddle to live in a ‘shrine of excess’, so he offers to let them live in the old treehouse. She agrees to stay, but then Steve accidentally gives away that his friend Fa’ad never worked a day in his life, giving up the ruse with the doctor. She storms out and tells Migo that everyone always sticks up for Steve and he has never stuck up for anyone. Puddle then speaks to her mother for the first time since she stopped and tells her that Steve stuck up for her and never told on her that the whole ruse was her idea. Emmy realizes that Steve did in fact do something “good for nothing.” She thinks that her good influence on him kept him from letting Emmy get into trouble. She decides to stay in the treehouse, undo every selfish impulse Steve ever had, and then together do good for the world. Ethan Trani is Migo’s son Carlos. Emanuel Fappas is Migo’s father. Daniel Perianu is young Migo. Sebastian Navarro is the band member. Rustin Gresiuk is the flirtatious boy. 7/1/23

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SEASON 1 – NBC

Created by Hal Kanter

Theme music composed by Jeff Alexander

• 001. By Way of Introduction – 9/19/1971
  • Professor James “Jimmy” K. Howard (Jimmy Stewart) is an Anthropology professor at the Josiah Kessel College in Easy Valley, California, which was named after Howard’s grandfather. Jimmy lives with his wife Martha (Julie Adams) and his young son Jake (Kirby Furlong). He also has an adult son named Peter (Jonathan Daly) who has a wife Wendy (Ellen Geer) and son Theodore “Teddy” (Dennis Larson) of his own. Teddy, despite being Jake’s uncle, is actually five days younger than him. His best friend is his co-worker, Nobel Prize winning chemist Luther Quince (John McGiver). Through flashback to the 1890’s we see Josiah Kessel (Jimmy Stewart) discussing with his wife (Gloria Stewart) his decision to donate his home and money to start a college in Easy Valley. On the night that Peter and Wendy head to the opera, Martha works on painting Luther, while Jimmy goes over to Peter’s house to babysit Teddy. When Jimmy falls asleep while smoking, he burns the house down. Despite Peter’s objections, his family has no choice but to move in with his parents while Peter plans the building of a new house. It soon becomes apparent that combining the families will present many challenges. Richard Annis is Karpopolis, and Melissa Newman is Ida Levin, both students of Jimmy’s. Lou Manor is Norman Lansworth. 6/30/16

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