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Archive for 2000

The Twilight Zone

Thursday, May 4th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

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Created by Rod Serling

Theme song by Bernard Herrmann, narrated by Rod Serling

NOTE: The 1957 pilot for this anthology series was entitled “The Time Element”, which was broadcast in 1958 on the anthology series “Westinghouse Desilu Playhouse.”

  • 000. Westinghouse Desilu Playhouse: The Time Element – 11/24/1958
    • A man named Peter Jenson (William Bendix) visits psychologist Dr. Arnold Gillespie (Martin Balsam) to tell him about a recurring dream that he has been having. He describes the dream, which starts when he wakes up with a severe hangover in a strange hotel in Honolulu, even though his last memory is of being in New York City. He is quite disagreeable with everyone he meets, including the hotel bartender (Jesse White). He also meets a young newlywed couple, Ensign Janowski (Darryl Hickman) and his bride Edna (Carolyn Kearney). When Janowski mentions being stationed on the U.S.S. Arizona, Jenson mentions that shop sinking in Pearl Harbor on December 7. When Jenson sees their startled reactions, he checks the newspaper and sees that the date is December 6, 1941… which is seventeen years earlier than 1958, the date he believes it to be. At this point in the current day in 1958, Jenson tells Gillespie that he believes that the entire occurrence is not a dream at all but that he is time traveling in a loop. He continues to describe the situation in Hawaii, where he starts making bets on sporting events of which he knows the outcome. When Janowski stops by to see him to make sure he is okay, Jenson pretends that he never mentioned 1958. Jenson begins to worry about what will take place the next day and heads to the Honolulu News to report the impending attack to the editor Mr. Gibbons (Bartlett Robinson) and reporter Hannify (Don Keefer). They humor him at first and then try to throw him out, but again Jenson is forced into a physical altercation. The men subdue Jenson and call an army doctor (Alan Baxter) to examine him. Although Jenson slips up on naming the current president and vice-president, after he leaves, the men agree that he is not crazy and really believes what he is saying. He meets up with the couple for drinks again, he starts to pity what will happen to them, and again returns to telling them that he should not be on the Arizona the next day. This earns him a punch in the mouth from Janowski and then when he starts singing World War 2 songs, from the bartender. Jenson wakes up the next morning in his Honolulu hotel room and sees the Japanese planes flying over. Back in the present, he tells Dr. Gillespie that he feels there is more to the dream but he has always awakened at this point. Gillespie tries to convince him of the impossibility of time travel, as making one small change in the past cold drastically alter the future. Jenson tells him that he looked up Janowski and his wife and called Janowski’s mother, only to find out that they had been killed in Pearl Harbor. Jenson then falls asleep on the doctor’s couch and begins the dream over again, as the doctor watches him. This time, as the planes are flying over, Jenson is shot and killed through his window. Back in the office, Dr. Gillespie has a strange feeling that something has happened, but Jenson is nowhere to be found. Gillespie doesn’t have any memory of him and leaves for the day. He stops at a bar for a drink on the way home, and he sees a photograph of Jenson hanging behind the bar. The bartender (Paul Bryar) tells Gillespie that it is a photo of Peter Jenson who wants tended bar there, but he has been killed in Pearl Harbor. Desi Arnaz introduces the episode and provides commentary on it after the show. He speculates that the doctor had seen the photo in the past and then dreamed the entire encounter with Jenson. Lucille Ball appears as herself to promote the next episode of The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour. Joe DeRita is the drunk at the bar. Jesslyn Fax is the hotel maid. 1/29/24 

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Bored to Death

Thursday, May 4th, 2000

SEASON 1 – HBO

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Created by Jonathan Ames

Theme music: “Bored to Death” written by Jason Schartzman and Jonathan Ames and performed by Coconut Records, with lead vocals by Jason Schwartzman. 

  • 001. Stockholm Syndrome – 9/20/2009
    • Jonathan Ames (Jason Schwartzman) is an aspiring writer living in Brooklyn who has published one book and is working as a journalist for Edition magazine. His girlfriend Suzanne (Olivia Thirlby) leaves him because of his addiction to pot and white wine. In a funk, he puts an ad on Craigslist identifying himself as a private detective. Sullen about the breakup, he attempts to talk to his friend Ray Hueston (Zach Galifianakis), a comic book artist, but he has relationship problems of his own with his girlfriend Leah (Heather Burns). His boss George Christopher (Ted Danson), a well-known liberal figure in the city and editor of Edition, uses Jonathan as his supplier of pot. Soon a call comes in from a girl named Rachel Klein (Ryena de Courcy) searching for her missing sister Lisa (Fiona Dourif). Jonathan tracks down her boyfriend and finds the sister there, tied up on the bed. The police show up, but the girl claims that it was consensual, so it is Jonathan who is arrested. He is let go with the warning to stop impersonating a private detective, but soon enough, another call comes in from a potential client. 5/4/13 Read the rest of this entry »

What’s Happening!!

Sunday, April 30th, 2000

SEASON 1 – ABC

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Created by Eric Monte

Opening theme: “What’s Happening!!” by Henry Mancini

NOTE: This series is loosely based on the 1975 film “Cooley High”

  • 001. The Runaway – 8/5/1976
    • Roger “Raj” Thomas (Ernest Thomas), Freddy “Rerun” Stubbs (Fred Berry), and Dwayne Nelson (Heywood Nelson), three students attending Jefferson High School in the Watts section of Los Angeles, California, are sitting around at the local hangout Rob’s talking about the evening’s upcoming party at their friend Betty’s house. Raj’s mom Mabel (Mabel King) has some disappointing news for Raj when he gets home, however: she has to work and Raj will have to babysit his sister Dee (Danielle Spencer) and not allow her to eat any more peanut butter. Raj decides that he will hire a sitter for $1 so that he can sneak off to the party. He gets an elderly senile woman named Millie (Helen Martin), who immediately falls asleep. Mabel decides to come home and pick up Dee so that Raj can attend the party, only to find Millie fast asleep and Dee eating peanut butter; she takes Dee with her to work. Meanwhile at the party, Betty’s parents come home unexpectedly and break up the party. When Raj gets home, he finds that Dee is missing and calls the police. When Mabel returns home, she leaves Dee outside and confronts Roger. Roger pretends that Dee is upstairs asleep…until she appears downstairs. Rerun and Dwayne return to Betty’s house so that Rerun can steal the party cake. Debbi Morgan is Diane. 4/29/13 Read the rest of this entry »

The Brady Bunch

Monday, April 24th, 2000

SEASON 1 – ABC

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Theme music: “The Brady Bunch” written by Frank DeVol, performed by The Peppermint Trolley Company

  • 001. The Honeymoon – 9/26/1969
    • In his home in a California suburb, architect and widower Mike Brady (Robert Reed) is nervous on the morning of his wedding day, and his maid Alice Nelson (Ann B. Davis) is trying to calm him down. He is about to combine his family of three boys Greg (Barry Williams), Peter (Christopher Knight), and Bobby (Mike Lookinland) with his wife-to-be Carol Martin (Florence Henderson) and her daughters Marcia (Maureen McCormick), Jan (Eve Plumb), and Cindy (Susan Olsen). The boys talk Mike into letting them bring their dog Tiger to the wedding and this proves to be a disaster when he chases the girls’ cat Fluffy and destroys the wedding cake and decorations. Still the minister (Dabbs Greer) pronounces them man and wife and they take off for their honeymoon. They are unable to enjoy it though as they feel guilty for yelling at their kids during the wedding fiasco, so they go back home and bring the entire family – including Alice – along with Alice, much to the chagrin of the hotel manager Mr. Pringle (James Millhollin). J Pat O’Malley and Joan Tompkins are Henry and Mrs. Tyler. 4/23/13

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The Honeymooners

Tuesday, April 18th, 2000

SEASON 1 – CBS

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Theme song: “You’re My Greatest Love,” composed by Jackie Gleason and performed by an orchestra led by Ray Bloch

NOTE: This series was based on sketches that originally appeared on “The Cavalcade of Stars” between 1951-1952, then on “The Jackie Gleason Show” between 1952-1955. Although those programs have never been released in their entirety, the existing sketches have been released as stand-alones and are listed below following the TV series entries.

  • 001. TV or Not TV – 10/1/1955
    • Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), a bus driver for the Gotham Bus Company in Brooklyn, New York, is too cheap to buy his wife Alice (Audrey Meadows) a new television, even after she attempts to sweet talk and pamper him, so he asks his friend and neighbor Ed Norton (Art Carney), a sanitation engineer working in the sewers, who is married to Trixie (Joyce Randolph), to split the cost and then share the TV. Through a shady coin flip, Ralph wins the right to have the TV in his house. Unfortunately, Ralph and Ed can’t agree on what they watch, with Ed monopolizing the TV to watch Captain Video and His Video Rangers. Ralph initially throws Ed out, but then they try to agree on a program to watch together. Ed tricks Ralph into leaving the apartment to get a better reception with the antenna, and then locks him out so he can resume watching Captain Video. Ed later sneaks into the apartment to watch TV after the Kramdens go to bed. Ralph is initially enraged, but then joins Ed for a late night movie – but both immediately fall asleep. Alice finally agrees that it was a bad idea to bring a TV into the house. George Petrie is the voice of Captain Video. 4/17/13 Read the rest of this entry »